im laughing look at this poor creature
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
MY DAD WAS WATCHING THE NEWS AND THE LADY WAS LIKE “NO MAILS DELIVERED THIS WEEKEND” AND MY DAD TURNS TO ME AND SAYS “DID YOU HEAR THAT? NO BOYS WILL BE BORN THIS WEEKEND”
if you nice to me then I’ll
but if you give me shit Imma
The eternal struggle
never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene
Have I ever told you guys that i’m half ambidextrous?
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
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